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damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
h0odrich: trashabasha: h0odrich: i want a lewey vatton wallet You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer! whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
semi-perfectgirl: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’ RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’ DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’ WHERE YOU...
staff: howellester: do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
me at 5 pm: i wanna go to sleep
me at 5 am: sleep is for the weak
i get along very well with people..when im tipsy/drunk. maybe i should drink everyday for the rest of my life. im so awkward sober its embarassing.
tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
whenpumpkin: moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit
hommos: hey i just met you just kidding i hate people
h0odrich: readmor: waterblender: readmor: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR HOW IWONDER WHERE U R UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA
SUITS is screwing with my emotions!! AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT TILL JANUARY TILL ITS FIXED. OH GOD.
I’m sorry I don’t have a photographic memory but my brain is already too busy...– Donna Suits - S02E10 - “High Noon” (via rooknight)